Sarcastic Milk Monkeys.

drillbot:

this is exactly how cons work

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858,005 plays Guess what accidentally landed in my jogging playlist

binart:

HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

let me introduce myself

johnpatrick08:

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

Pick a number!

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deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

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prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

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Anonymous asked:
doesn't it bother you when people send hate about the way your baby looks? you guys handle it so well idk i'd be freaking out. love you guys xx

parkingstrange:

Well, I wasn’t going to say anything about that anon but I’ll explain why we just brush it off, real talk for a minute look at Charlie right


She’s gorgeous, I was really afraid Charlie was going to be unattractive when she was born because I know how important society thinks beauty is, and I don’t consider myself particularly attractive so I hoped things for her would be better. Those genes from Nicole though, she sure swung the ball out of the park. To me getting anon hate  about Charlie is like having Azelia Bank fans telling Beyoncé she’s trash. An ant has no quarrel with a boot, don’t even give them the attention.

CHARLIE IS THE CUTEST CHILD!!!